Looflirpa Hall

Welcome to our newsletter readers wanting more information on Looflirpa Hall. We suggest that you:

1. Remind yourself that the date of this open day is Sunday 1st April
2. Spell Looflirpa backwards

You can't say that we didn't try to warn you in our description. Here are some of the things that may have alerted you in our description:

• You can't breed a flock of goats starting with just two billygoats
• Mern Alley named after a poet - Ern Malley - the fictitious poet who was the centre of a famous Australian hoax
• Mercury doesn't float on water
• Estonia does not have a border with France
• Jarrah has never grown in Gippsland - only in Western Australia
• 20 steps up a 40 metre cliff makes each step 2 metres high

Welcome to April Fool Hall. Instead you will find a number of friends including those who fell for our previous April Fools' Day pranks about hidden tunnels and secret clubs.