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The White Hat Food Guide

Newsletter - 14th October 2009

Contents

SOLE Food
Trouble
Eating Out – Tasmania
With a capital ‘P’
When the cupboard is bare
Eating Out – Victoria
Reader Feedback
Nat’s Baked Apples
Yes, my friends, we’ve got troubles
Previous quiz
Seven Freezer Basics
How sustainable is the home freezer?
Seven Basic Soups – No. 1 – Indian Parsnip Soup
Right here in Australia
Kangaroos and sustainable eating
The White Hat Food Quiz

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SOLE Food

In the past few newsletters we have been looking at some the issues connected with the currently popular concept of SOLE food where the SOLE stands for Sustainable, Organic, Local and Ethical, so let us continue with that theme for a while with SUSTAINABLE food.

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Trouble

“Ya got trouble.
Ya got trouble, my friends,
I say, trouble, trouble, trouble right here in Australia:
Ya got trouble, with a capital "T,"
And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for PHOSPHOROUS!”

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Eating Out - Tasmania

A hidden gem near Launcseton

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With a capital 'P'

Well, either you are closing your eyes
To a situation you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the calibre of disaster indicated
By the lack of phosphorous in your community.
Ya got trouble, my friend, right here,
I say, trouble right here in Australia.

You see, my friends, Australia is a vast and ancient continent and for the most part the soils are old and poor in nutrients including phosphorous. Now phosphorous is essential to the continuation of human life. Your bones, I say your bones my friends and teeth are all made up of calcium phosphate and calcium starts with a capital ‘C’ and that rhymes with ‘P’ and that stands for phosphorous.

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When the Cupboard is Bare

What to cook when there’s absolutely no food in the house.

Now when a woman tells you they have absolutely nothing to wear, go and throw open their wardrobe which you will find stuffed full of clothes. There is obviously a higher form of logic at work here that transcends the mere matching of the statement with the visual evidence. Similarly, when people tell you there is absolutely no food in the house, go to the pantry or food cupboard. Look at that – a packet of spaghetti. That’s all you need.

To make spaghetti al’olio (or spaghetti with oil & garlic) you only need a few ingredients. You’ve got the spaghetti but there’s no garlic in the house.

Not a problem.

Everyone in any Australian city has elderly Italian neighbours within walking distance and they will be happy to supply you with a couple of cloves of garlic from the back garden. While you are there it is only polite to accept a glass of grappa and to admire the photos of the grandchildren. “Gianni, look who’s here!” It would be impolite not to have a second glass of grappa with Gianni and you’re not sure where it’s brewed but it must be legal because the local priest always drinks it when he visits.

You came to borrow several cloves of garlic and some time later you find yourself struggling home laden with a variety of fresh vegetables, oils and preserves which they insisted you must take. You dump them on the kitchen bench next to your lone packet of spaghetti – boy, that grappa has a delayed kick to it – and ponder what else you need. Lemon and parsley would go well, but you don’t have any.

Not a problem.

Everyone in any Australian city has elderly Greek neighbours within walking distance and they will be happy to supply you with a lemon and some parsley from the back garden. While you are there it is only polite to accept a glass of ouzo and to admire the photos of the grandchildren. You drink a toast to – well, you’re not sure from the name whether its one of the grandchildren or a historic hero from their homeland – but you’re sure they are worth toasting. You agree with Spiro that concreting the front lawn has made it much lower maintenance and has saved much water and he lets you into the secret of his lemons – recycled ouzo. You are then called upon to make a toast and that could be problematic because you never really did know if they’re Greek or Macedonian. Fortunately, you have a standard toast suitable to such occasions. “To the martyrs of the revolution.” Any country worth its salt has had a revolution and provided you don’t specify which side the martyrs came from you usually find an enthusiastic response.

You came to borrow a lemon and some parsley and find yourself staggering home with a pile of vegetables, fruit and pickles. You plonk it on the kitchen bench next to your lone packet of spaghetti and the – boy, that ouzo has a kick – and the, the . . whatever.

No person in Australia capable of admiring the photograph of a grandchild need lack for ingredients.

Now to the cooking. A big pot of water for the pasta and in the meantime prepare your simple ingredients. About two garlic cloves per person (you heard right – you can do it with less but then it’s just spaghetti al woosio) either chopped finely or put through a garlic crusher. Heat some good olive oil in a frypan on moderate heat and add the garlic. I also like to add a couple of anchovy fillets which I have squashed with the back of a knife and then chopped finely but vegos can skip that bit. They will dissolve into the final coating. Soften the garlic but don’t allow it to brown, then throw in a generous amount of breadcrumbs. They help soak up the flavour. If necessary add some more olive oil then toss in the cooked, drained pasta. Add plenty of chopped parsley and I like to also add some lemon rind by simply scraping a lemon zester over the surface of the lemon. (Wash the lemon thoroughly because you’re never sure what concoction Spiro has put on their outsides.) Toss them all together and serve with freshly ground salt, pepper and Parmesan cheese and you have peasant food at its best. Time now to remember where you’re going tonight. That’s right – the symphony concert. A couple of peppermints and nobody will ever notice the garlic, will they?

You may lso find our recipe for spag bol useful.

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Eating Out - Victoria

One of our favourite hidden gems in country Victoria provides a direct link to Italian and Swiss immigrants to Australia in the 19th century.

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You could always order something fancy but I think I would go for spaghetti al’olio.

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Reader Feedback

Marion was a little miffed when she received our last email and promptly unsubscribed feeling that it was spam. A little later we received this:

“Oh dear! White Hat, I'm so sorry. I do subscribe to several food sites (Delia Smith, 101 Cookbooks, Elegant Sufficiency, et al) and also Best Recipes. But I honestly don't remember subscribing specifically to White Hat. (When your first email came through it was in an odd, faint, type, and I thought it wasn't the genuine article.) Sorry again.

I'm the sole occupant and user of this Apple Mac .... so it must've been me who subscribed (I am after all 73 yrs old, but I thought still pretty savvy).

Anyway, two things:

1. Can you please re-subscribe me?

2. Have you a good recipe for Humble Pie?

With kind regards,
Marion
Tanunda, South Australia”

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Nat's Baked Apples

We received the following personal message.

“hi from portc i heard u had another food newsletter coming out & i thought i would help u out cos im thinking of becoming a food writer & anyway my baked apples always work well & everyone says ‘yay! nats baked apples’ & all u need 2 do is go 2 the supermarket & get 8 apples & many people don’t realise there are 2 sorts of apples called red and green & the green 1s work well 4 this & u take them home and use the apple corer thingy which doesnt always work straight so u end with about 4 usable apples and throw the other ones away & then u send everyone out of the kitchen while u add your secret ingredient which is mars bars which u cut into shapes to stuff the holes where the core was then u put them in the oven & i don’t know what temperature cos our dial is broken & after a while every1 says whats that great smell then you bring them out & every1 says ‘yay nats baked apples!’ & u serve them with lots of thick cream & u can also add ice cream & drizzle them with honey & btw don’t peel the skin off the apples cos thats what makes this dish really healthy. luv nat”

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Yes my friends, we've got trouble

Now, I know all you folks are the right kinda people.
I'm gonna be perfectly frank.
I know you wouldn’t use words like pee or poo,
Particularly at the dinner table,
So let’s call them P1 & P2.

Well my friends the soils in much of Australia were so poor in nutrients that they couldn’t grow much in the way of European style crops until we discovered superphosphate. You see my friends not only do animals like ourselves need phosphorous, we are very good at concentrating it for recycling as P1 and P2. Let me tell you my friends that birds are so good at doing this that over many thousands of years they covered a whole island in the Pacific with P2. Now this P2 is very sturdy stuff. In Melbourne they built a whole skyscraper out of it. That’s true my friend – would I lie to you? A whole skyscraper built with bird droppings. Well not directly with bird droppings but it was the money generated by guano from Nauru being used as phosphate fertiliser that built Nauru House and why the locals still refer to it as Bird Sh*t House. However all the P2 was eventually shipped off and the people of Nauru were left sitting on a bare rock.

Now P2 from Naura’s a very fine thing,
We put it on our crops and they all went zing,
The farmers’ wives were all wearing bling
But it’s not sustainable, so join me and sing -
We’ve got trouble,
Right here in Australia.
Trouble, with a capital "T,"
And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for phosphorous.

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Previous Quiz

Dawn was the first with her answers to our quiz on preserving food. Here are her answers:

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Seven Freezer Basics

No.1 – Chook Stock

This section of the newsletter can now be found at The White Hat Guide to Seven Freezer Basics.

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How sustainable is the home freezer?

We all know that frozen foods shipped half way around the world have a large carbon footprint as do foods kept frozen by supermarkets for six months or more, but what about our home freezer – is it doing more harm or good for the environment? Quite simply, we don’t know. Like most households we have a refrigerator with a freezer section and keep foods there for later use rather than throwing them out. Are we doing the right thing? There are so many variables to attempt to add up that the average punter can really only guess. If any of our readers has some solid evidence or references about the sustainability of this practice we would be pleased to hear from you.

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Seven Basic Soups

This section of the newsletter can now be found at The White Hat Guide to Seven Basic Soups.

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Right Here in Australia

Now my friends after Nauru was stripped bare nearly all our phosphate for farming comes from fast depleting rock deposits. The largest ones are in China but Australia has limited resources near Mt Isa. As a major food exporter Australia is exporting, I say exporting my friends, much of its phosphate in the form of food. Phosphorous cannot be produced in the laboratory and rock phosphate is just as much a finite resource as coal or oil except it will run out much earlier. Leaving Australia in the P2. And it doesn’t help to be vegetarian or organic – organic farming allows and uses rock phosphate in the same manner as other farming. No, my friends, the only way to be sustainable in P is through the reuse of P1 and P2 together with that of other animals.

Why sure I'm vegetarian -
Organic vegetarian,
Certainly mighty proud I say
I'm always mighty proud to say it.
I consider that the hours I spend
Preparing beans for soaking are golden.
Help you cultivate patience
And a cool head and a keen eye.
It takes judgement, brains, and maturity to spot
Which semi-dried tomatoes are dodgy, yes sir,
But I’m a pretty cluey fellah
Can spot which batch has salmonella

But my friends in a country desperately short of P where does our P1 and P2 go. In many cases, my friends, after going through the sewage plant the P from the P1 and P2 goes out to sea. You can stand on the shore at the end of the pipe leading out to the ocean and wave goodbye to all that hard won P that went through P1 and P2 and is now going out to sea

“which rhymes with P
O yes my friends we’ve got trouble.”

You see my friends, one of our largest sustainable food issues in Australia comes down to P. Certain sewage plants such as Werribee and Shepparton in Victoria take the runoff from market gardens and orchards and use a multi-stage process to return the unused P to the soil and the food chain. Treated sewage rich in P is used for irrigating areas where cattle graze and hay is grown. The hay is then fed to cattle who return it to the soil through their P1 and P2 and to the food chain via their meat. There are other more carbon-intensive methods of capturing and recycling the P but certainly none we yet know of once it has been pumped out to sea

Which rhymes with ‘T’
Which stands for trouble
o let’s all start singing:
Bye, bye phosphate d-day is nigh,
Got my phosphate with a levy
But the levy’s run dry
If you don’t get P then you don’t P2
And that’ll be the day that you die.

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Kangaroos & sustainable eating

Both the world renowned environmentalist Tim Flannery and the author of Australia’s Climate Change recommendations, Ross Garnaut, have suggested that judicious consumption of kangaroo offers one of the most sustainable dietary choices for Australians. When we last published a kangaroo recipe in our Melbourne newsletter about five years ago we were subject to a sustained campaign of hate mail. Well, we will stick our heads above the battlements again in our next food newsletter and discuss what role both native and feral animals might play in eating sustainably. [Quickly ducks head below battlements]

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The White Hat Food Quiz

Soups

  1. A favourite Asian soup is curry laksa. What does the ‘laksa’ refer to?
  2. Name a famous Spanish cold soup.
  3. What is Jewish penicillin?
  4. What soup would you make with beetroot?
  5. Name a Greek soup with a lemon base.
  6. Name a soup that resulted from the British occupation of India.
  7. In Portugal you can eat sopa de pedra or ‘stone soup’. What is its origin?
  8. What are the main ingredients of harira?
  9. The good citizens of Adelaide came up with the ‘pie floater’ – a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. Can you name a worse soup from anywhere in the world?

No prizes – just glory and a warm inner glow.

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